While I'm still getting dressed with the regulars, there are some new, er, faces each morning.
And each one is just as crazy as the next lady.
Some of my favorites:
- The twenty-something girl who does a full-on 'sweat like it's your job' workout, then goes and gets dressed for work without showering. She uses more baby powder to soak up the sweat in rather interesting places that she should take stock out in Johnson & Johnson.
- The older woman (also of the 'workout without showering' mentality) puts on suntan-colored pantyhose (complete with the reinforced toe!), sensible pumps, and a two-fer suit/blouse number. Priceless.
- The lady who will come in from her workout, strip down to her birthday suit (a rather wrinkled birthday suit, if you catch my drift), and have a conversation with you. After showering, however, modesty takes over and she takes her clothes into one of the dressings rooms to get dressed.
My favorite three runners are still there every morning. Newsflash there: one of them switched from Granny panties to a thong!
Never a dull moment in the locker room!