Yesterday we exchanged the following texts:
ME: "Katie Perry is going to be in concert in June!!! Would you go and see her with me?"
(read: will you go to a concert with me that is going to be filled with women and 12-year-olds singing 'baby, you're a fiiiiiirework...come and let your colors buuuuurn')
MR. KK: "Sure!"
(read: yes. and I will even use an exclamation point because i know it will make your day.)