Seriously, you can't make this shit up.
Not wrong at all!
I believe that's called "awesome." I want emails from my liquor store! *hmph*
WHAT WHAT!? I want emails from my liqour store!
My liquor store? When I tried to quit drinking after I fell down the stairs? And I didn't go in the Liquorette for weeks? I was pretty sure they were going to put my face on a bottle of merlot. "Have you seen this problem drinker???"
Hilarious... and not even a little bit wrong. Just think of it as supporting your local businesses!
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