Today I had an appointment for my annual physical.
The nurse is taking my vitals and asking me all sorts of fun questions.
She refers to my chart and says, "So, your gynecologist is in Boston?"
ME: "Yes. She's a gynecological oncologist." Say that 5 times fast!
HER: "I see you've had a hysterectomy..."
ME: "Yep. A radical one."
HER: "Ohhh, so you don't have anything left."
Nope. Not even a comeback.