Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Wonder Twin powers, Activate!

Ever imagine what it would be like to have a super power?

I used to wish I could have the power to be invisible, or to freeze time and continue a conversation with someone (sort of like how they do it on "The Office", but I'd rather do it at work. Freeze the room around me and turn to someone and say, "Who brought this idiot to the meeting?")

But my new super power of choice would be to have the ability to arrest people.

Asshats on the road, idiot girlfriend abusers, and plain old stupid people.

How about you guys? What would YOUR superpower of choice be?


edder said...

I'd be "Retribution Woman" and exact payback on people who deserve it.

Abusing animals? In the cage with you to starve and sit in your own feces! That'll learn ya.

Spitting on the sidewalk? You'll be tied down and spit on. Ha! How do you like them loogies?

It's a work in progress but you get the drift.

Life, Love And Lola said...

There are certain people I would like to make disappear.

Ventilator said...

I would love to teleport everywhere. I hate traveling, be it to work, home or to the grocery store. I would like to truly beam up!

The Sorority said...

I love 'Retribution Woman'! I have a couple:

- 'Can do Math' woman - in order to get complex math completed in my life, I had to marry a math and stats major

- 'Eat what I want and never gain weight' woman - 'nuff said on that one

If I had to choose a real super power - I would be happy to have the ability to teleport. I spend way to much time on a plane! Also, I have always fancied Wonder Woman's invisible jet - if you have to fly, that is they way to go!

Lori said...

Oh, I would SO like to be invisible. Not being bothered when you don't want, and able to spy at will.

But I also need to be able to fly, and maybe teleport. Because... you know... dealing with the airlines when you want to go somewhere.

Jules said...

I am so behind! My power would be to go back in time and/or stop time for everyone but me.
Also, thanks for the PSA about N-M and their preferred methods of payment. I'm headed to Chicago in a couple months and will be sure to skip N-M!