Today, we have run out of toilet paper in the ladies' room.
It's not bad enough that our office is bursting at the seams with too many people in one building, but 90% of them are women, and we have only 1 ladies' room.
1 ladies' room with no toilet paper.
To remedy the situation, someone put industrial paper towels in each of the stalls (because that, obviously, was the ONLY answer).
It's like rubbing sandpaper on your hoo-ha.
Or grating it like cheese.