I sort of made fun of you, saying things like "the mall can't be THAT big" and "it's just a mall".
You really ARE that big.
And while I was on a business trip and didn't really get to experience you the way I normally would have, I did have fun running around and riding roller coasters and marveling at your size.
I can now cross "visit ridiculously large mall that would take a week to shop" off my bucket list.
PS: you really did yourselves in hiring that guy who works at that MagicQuest place. He seriously thinks he's a jester. It's kinda creepy. He LOVES his job. In a way, I'm jealous of his zeal. (but not his ridiculous hat).