yesterday my coworker that sits in the office across the hall from me was out. (it was noticeable since she listens to her music at ridiculous decibels and SINGS ALONG. to songs that make me want to slit my wrists).
So when she same in today I asked her if she was off for something fun yesterday.
She barges in my office and says, "Nope! I was off having a breast biopsy!"
She pulls down her t-shirt, revealing her left breast and a semi-bloody bandage.