One of my favorite email forwards! Got it again today and thought I'd share.
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH
- We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
- We believe that dancing with our ams overhead and wiggling our ass while yelling "Woo Hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
- We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it, too.
- In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we thought we were just four hours ago.
- We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them SOOOO much.
- We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because 'OHMYGOD! I LOVE this song!'
- We've found a deeper, more spiritual side to the guy sitting next to us.
- We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
- We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade (but that's just because we can no longer taste the alcohol).
- We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
- We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when we sit on it.
- We take our shoes off because it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.
(That I will admit, at least)