The Worst

I took a break today during lunch to get out and grab some food and enjoy this ridiculously nice weather we're having.

The sun is warm on my cheeks and the breeze is blowing through my hair. Perfect day for a walk downtown.

I decide on sushi.

ME: "I'd like a Jade Roll, please."

HOSTESS (laughing): "Whoa! That's a lot of food!"

ME: "It is?"

HOSTESS (still chuckling): "Should be plenty for you for lunch."

(I mean, I'm little, but that's just rude, no?)

(btw, ate the whole roll and it was DELICIOUS)