Last week I worked late (shocker) so we decided it would be pizza night.
Mr. KK placed the order (it was his turn to pick toppings) and I picked it up.
ME: "Um, hi, I'm here to pick up an order for pizza and a salad."
GIRL: "Name?" I mean, there's NO ONE in the place, and no orders waiting besides mine.
ME: "It's under either KK or Mr. KK."
GIRL: "Oh here it is...Mr. KK."
She rings me up. I see her punch in $18 for the pizza.
ME: "Wow. A large pizza costs $18?" I'm all of a sudden 85. And cheap.
Yes, we order a large pizza. For two of us. And we sometimes finish it. Don't judge me.
HER: "Well, he ordered 3 toppings. And they are WEIRD toppings, too."
Weird? Like grasshoppers? Gummi bears? Gum balls?
ME: "Like what kind of weird toppings?" Now I'm a little concerned I'm picking up the wrong pizza.
HER: "Sausage, eggplant and ricotta." She makes a face. Skinny, bitchy cheerleader face. I doubt she even eats pizza.
ME: "Sounds delicious."
I pay her and leave.
And the pizza? Totally rocked.
What are YOUR favorite pizza toppings? Weird like mine???