Big news: we didn't win Powerball.
As if that wasn't depressing enough, i had this extremely disturbing conversation with my boss this morning:
My boss comes in, sits down, and asks for a piece of paper.
I pick up my Post-it pad and rip off the top piece of paper.
KK: "You don't want this piece, ha ha, it has the Powerball numbers on it. Obviously I didn't win, because I'm here today."
BOSS: "Come on, KK! Even if you did win, you'd still come to work every day."