In a week when I'm bogged down with meetings, holiday parties and client dinners, Mother Nature has decided to give me a nice big (painful!) cold sore. Hey, nothing says "Happy Holidays!" like a big sore on your lip.
So, on top of my lip monster, I am still recuperating from my dental surgery, and can only eat foods that are: not hard, not crunchy, not spicy, not hot, not cold, not acidic, not lumpy, not too small, not too big, not any fun. I have a space between my teeth big enough to drive a truck through. I'm still nursing 5 stitches.
Who can't wait to spend a week being "on" with clients, schmoozing and not being able to eat any of the food offered, while offending people with my ugliness?
And who wore a super low-cut V-neck tight shirt today to keep people's eyes away from her mouth?
And in case the slut shirt didn't work, who sore a scuba-tight skirt with a slit up to her hoo-ha?
So not only will the clients not even realize that I have a cold sore, they'll also not realize that I have eyes, a nose or brown hair.