I'm, too sexy for this blog

A big thank you to Little Ms Blogger for bestowing upon me the Sexy Blogger Award!

(I really needed this, yesterday, on a scale of 0-100, I'd put my sexiness at about a 3)

So here are six (PG–rated) sexy things about me:

1. I wear a thong everyday
2. I always wear sky-high heels (except with pajamas; then I wear my uber-sexy monkey slippers)
3. I'm smart (some people find that sexy, right? RIGHT???)
4. I'm a great kisser
5. I can make someone feel like we're the only two people in a crowded room
   
6. I'm a girly girl but can totally hang with the guys

What (just barely) didn't make the list: my teeth grinding (and super sexy night guard), my need to eat garlic until it's coming out of my pores and my affinity for cheesy reality TV.