Today a coworker of mine came to work with "office rules" written out in crayon on a piece of construction paper from her 6 year-old daughter.
They are brilliant.
1. NO throwing garbage.
2. NO yelling in the office.
3. NO breathing fast.
(I'm not quite sure where she thinks her mother works...)
4. NO jogging.
5. NO sweating.
A girl who bans jogging? She's my kind of boss.