After watching a hilarious stint on the SNL Weekend Update that featured Snooki, I tuned into my first-ever episode of The Jersey Shore on Sunday. I just HAD to see it.
And, sadly, I can't get that hour of my life back.
But it has somehow seeped into my brain, so much so, that when I went to a client meeting in Jersey yesterday, I kept my eyes peeled for "The Situation" and "Snooki".
I didn't see either of them. But I did find this cool "Jersey Shore Nickname Generator" online.
So if you could please refer to me as "The Opportunity" from now on, I'd greatly appreciate it.
Go ahead, do yours. You know you want to.
On a Jersey Shore-related side note, Mr. KK's 18-year-old cousin told me that one of her friends (age 17) hooked up with Pauly D (age 29) the other night.
My first thought: um, illegal.
My second thought: um, gross.