Hello, weekend of vices!

The last few weeks have been relatively quiet (surgery, minor dabbling in narcotics and flooded basement aside).

And this weekend we're making up for it! We've got a jam-packed two days coming up, filled with vices galore. In fact, all seven of them.

See here:

1. Pride or Vanity Tomorrow, we are headed to the casino to meet up with our Boston friends. I will spend much time contemplating my appearance (heels or flat boots? clutch or messenger bag? smokey eye or neutral lip?) so that I look just so.

2. Greed I better win at said casino. And when I win, I will want to win more.

3. Lust I'm getting all turned-on and sweaty just thinking about the Hot and Dirty Martini that awaits me. Hello, lovah.

4. Wrath or anger I will be pissed if I don't win any money.

5. Gluttony Tonight Mr. KK and I have a date with some very yummy gourmet burgers and microbrews.

6. Envy or jealousy My grandfather's 90th birthday surprise party is on Sunday. I could only WISH to live that long.

7. Sloth or laziness Once 6pm Sunday night rolls, you can find me in jammies, under a blanket, snuggling with Vito on the couch.

Oh Friday, what too you so long!