Saturday, January 23, 2010
grab your aqua net and drakkar noir
How could I have missed the disaster otherwise known as "The Jersey Shore"?????
I mean, I knew it was a show on MTV, but how did I miss how RIDICULOUS the characters were???? (And yes, I mean characters, like as in "scripted TV"...there's no reality here)
I caught a glimpse of a few of them on Chelsea Handler last night; they must be doing the circuit. First of all, what is UP with that Snooki's hair??? Is she single-handedly trying to bring back the Princess Leia? Then there was Mike – aka: The Situation (The Situation? Really? Is there a nickname any lamer?) and DJ Pauly D (a nice Italian boy from...Rhode Island).
They were talking about their night out in LA, where they ran into Leonardo DiCaprio in the VIP section, who quoted their stupid catchphrase to them ("GTL, baby!" Which, as I found out last night, means "Gym, tanning, laundry", which is pretty much what these muscle-headed greasy idiots do all day long, besides shop for hair gel and tank tops from the Boys Department).
Maybe I should try out for the next season?
What do you think?
Posted by kk at 6:30 PM