Tuesday, January 12, 2010

a little story about The Girls

It happened in the grocery store, in the aisle with the canned beans.

Mr. KK was checking off the list when I suddenly started twisting my torso like a contortionist, and flailing my left arm against my side.

MR. KK: "What are you doing?"

KK: "OHMYGOD! My left tit is SO itchy! All of a sudden!"

Instead doing his husbandly duties of creating a nice shield from the other crazy shoppers who are up at this ungodly hour on a Sunday, Mr. KK simply stands there, staring at me.

MR. KK: "You look ridiculous."

KK: "Oh, really? I'm sorry. It's just that I want to RIP OFF my boob because it's SO FREAKIN' ITCHY."

It's about 8 degrees out, so I'm wearing about 27 layers of clothing, making it nearly impossible to get a good scratch. Even if I unzip my parka and sneak a hand inside, I still have a scarf, zipped up track jacket, long-sleeved t-shirt and a bra to get through.

In the frozen foods aisle, Mr. KK leans over and gives my left boob a squeeze. (We can do that kind of stuff because we're married. It's weird when strangers do that to you.)

MR. KK: "How's it doing?"

KK: "It was fine until you started the sensation again."

8 comments:

love in other words said...

holy jeez - that made me laugh so loud that the SO actually got up from his desk to see what on earth i was doing

Miss Rosa said...

My boob started itching when I read this.

Michelle said...

Agreed. Now people all over America are scratching themselves inappropriately. Well done.

kk said...

LOL!

:)

Little Ms Blogger said...

Mr. KK should have done the squeeze in the melon section and told you he was just checking to see if the melons were fresh.


.... I know. Bad....


....okay, couldn't resist.

Merely Me said...

Have totally been there.
TFF that you blogged it. Too funny.

Tasha said...

Too funny! I hate it when that happens! I cracked up when he reached over and checked things out for himself! Men...

TechnoBabe said...

Yeah, what is it with the itchy boob anyway? Very good post. Put a big smile on my face. And hubby liked the demonstration I put on for him telling him about your post.

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