This is the conversation going on in the office next to mine:
COWORKER 1: "What are you going to do about the boob?"
COWORKER 2: "I'm not sure."
COWORKER 1: "Are you going to touch the boob?"
COWORKER 2: "I can't. I need permission before I can touch the boob."
(No, I don't work in Dr. 90210's office.)